What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

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A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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A man walks into a doctors office and waits for his turn. After his name was called he walked up to the doctor and told him that he kept having hallucinations. The doctor prescribed an antibiotic to help with the mans addiction to LSD.

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Guess what? That is actually a ridiculously broad question, and I can be referring to anything. You really have no chance in guessing "what" is. As a matter of fact, I can just be thinking about a thought of something else, which is not even a concrete thing. Therefore, you really have no chance of guessing what "what" actually is. So I win. You lose.

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Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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KNOCK KNOCK WHOSE THERE? AVOCADO AVOCADO WHO AVOCADO COLD THAT'S A RETARD JOKE HAHAHAHAHA GOOD 1

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Q. What did the Vampire say when he ate the Pizza? A. Nothing. It is literally impossible for a vampire to be real, therefore it's insane if you thought it said something.

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OMG SOHPIE IS SOOOOO GREAT AT BLOWING Josh Brown xoxo

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When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

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what's longer than my shlong? .... nothing

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

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A blond, brunet, and redhead were stranded on an island. With in a week they all died of starvation.

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Q: Why couldn't the skeleton go to the party A: He had a boner

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Why do sharks swim in salt water? Pepper water makes them sneeze! Why do whales swim in salt water? They can't survive in fresh water.

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Q:Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable A:The Wheelchair

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did you hear about the fly on the toilet? i heard he got pissed off!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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