- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's funny? You got AIDs

Ask me if I'm a tree I don't need to, because I know you're not a tree

I have never liked jokes. They promote laughter, which is the music of Satan strangling hairy children and wildebeast. I'd like to thank anti-joke.com for their work in the struggle against hilarity.

how do people without arms and legs have sex? no one has sex with people without arms and legs.

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

What do you call a black man that works with out pay? A volunteer

1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

A wise man once said, "I am wise".

A black man, a jewish man and a white man walk into a bar. The black man shoots the bartender, the white man takes the money and the jewish man holds the customers hostage.

What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

How do you tell the difference between a politician and a reindeer? A politician is an employee who works under a strict firm of a government department while a reindeer is a large, grazing ungulate in the family Cervidae that is native to subarctic polar regions of North America.

Why did the baby duck cry? Because his family just got ran over by a truck

What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

What's the difference between shoes and babies? You can't eat shoes.

Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

What did Sam Houston Say to Jim Bowie when he say all the Mexicans coming Towards the Alamo? That's a lot of Mexicans.

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