- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

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What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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