Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

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What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

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What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

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What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

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What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

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Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

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Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

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Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

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What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

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How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road A. Because he needed to get to the other side

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Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

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Really sorry Red, I did not mean to leave you hanging, and I hope you wont leave me hanging either, I just need my meds or thinks can get ugly, my health, I can tell you and even show you what my condition is, and heck show you my meds, but there are certain things even I wont spread on horsehead network, you know, people are so bitchy here on the internet, and if people knew what I got, yeaaah, I may start getting green thumbs, and I HAAAAAAATE those. Seriously, on a scale of zero (my ass) to ten, how insane do you see me as?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia......

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what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, horse, we don't serve your kind here." The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse," says the bartender, "I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse, are you deaf? I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out, knocking over a stool with his tail.

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What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

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What do you call it one an Arab and a Jew get married? Love.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Rapist :(

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

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What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

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A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

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Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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