- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ure mama's so fat

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

Katy Perry

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

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