why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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You're welcome. On to the next house.

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Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

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what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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Whats black and gay? Obama

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two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

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What happens when you poke a ghost that is on the edge of a building?? Ghost aren't real, so therefor you will fall of the building and die????

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what smells like tuna? my underwear

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the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

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What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

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Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

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What is a waste of time and money? Your mother.

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How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

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So an African, Asian, and White man walk into a bar, what do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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