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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

So an African, Asian, and White man walk into a bar, what do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

What's just not right? Left

Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

What did the hedgehog say to the beaver? Nothing, they can't talk.

What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

I mustache you a question. But I'll shave it for later.

How do all Asians look? With their eyes.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

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