a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

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whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

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Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

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whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

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y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

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A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

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What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

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Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

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What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

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What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

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i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

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