- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

Yo Mama just died.

Micheal Curran...that is all.

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