- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

9/11 my birthday

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

A man has a meeting with his doctor and his doctor says "I have some bad news, you have cancer and you have alzheimer's," to which the man replies... "Well at least I don't have cancer." This is an example of a fallacy claim.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

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