- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

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A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

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