How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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