Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

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"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

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A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

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A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

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What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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why did susy fall off the swing? Cause she has no arms knock knock Who's there? not susy

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Roses are gray Violets are black Don't judge me I'm color blind>.>

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Why didn't Joey play with the other kids on the playground? Answer: He was dead

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Q: Billy has 47 pieces of cake, he eats 38. What does he have left? A: Diabetes

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

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This guy gets on a plane and leaves he takes a bite of a green Apple and says to sower then he takes a bite out of a red Apple and says to sweet so he takes a bite of a gernade and says to crunchy so the plane lands and he walks past a little boy crying and says little boy why are you crying because a green Apple came down and hit my dog in the head so he's walking along and sees a nether boy crying and says little boy why are you crying cause a red Apple came down and hit me on the head so he's walking along abd sees a little girl laughing little girl he says why are you laughing cause I farted and the building be hind me bluw up lol ????

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what do you call justin bieber having sex baby baby baby oh

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What do you call a black guy driving an airplane? A pilot

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

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Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

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Knock knock Get off my porch homo

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hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

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Why did the little girl's pet bunny pass away? Because her neighbor ripped out it's vitals.

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Why did the boy fall of of his bicycle? He was hit by an asteroid.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in an open hole Poor body disposal practice

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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