A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

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how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

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Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

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So a black man steals a bike Because it was unlocked, and that was just poor planning.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

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Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

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what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

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whats black and has 3 legs? a spider with 5 missing legs.duh.

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

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*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, these two statement are obvious unless you are color blind

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Justin Port#$ falls out of a tree. What happens? he breaks his neck and unfortually dies a long painful death.

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Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

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Hey, wanna here a dirty joke? A pig fell in mud.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first one says, "Pass the soap." "No soap, radio," replies the second one. "Oh, you want me to turn on the shower radio?" "Yeah, it's too quiet in here. I could use some tunes." The first polar bear turns on the radio. "Now pass me the soap, please," he says. The second bear passes him the soap, he washes his face and neck, and then they both get out and towel off. The second bear switches off the radio before they leave the bathroom.

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What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off the cliff? ........………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………..................................................................... .

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

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What did the African-American toddler from Compton get for his birthday? Most likely nothing, seeing as his father left his mother briefly after his birth, and his mother uses all of her money to feed her heroin addiction.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

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why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

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