- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

How do you kill a ninja? Shoot him with a sniper rifle from a building. How do you make sure he's dead? Shoot him twice.

What is the best way to deal with a broken ankle? Ear Lobes.

hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

Knock knock "Honey, could you get the door?" "I'm tired of doing everything here! Get you ass up and do it yourself!" "Well why don't you just go back to bar you whore?" "This marriage was a mistake, I'm going back to mother!" They divorced 5 months later.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

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