What did the cannibal order at McDonalds? Big Mac, extra pickle, hold the mayo.

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An american, canadian, and mexican are on a skyscraper. Canadian: (pulls off maple leaf) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) Mexican: (pulls out burrito) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) American: (looks at mexican) we have to many of these in our country (pushes mexican off building)

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

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Dude, you're playing call of duty by yourself and in last place...HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!!??

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Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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Roses are Tits Violets are Tits I love Tits TITS!

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What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

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What is the difference between a duck? one of its legs is both the same.

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Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

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What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

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my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

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i wonder when lachlan will come out of the closet and give keiran a blowjob

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

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Atheism

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What do you call a red light A:soon to be green

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My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

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Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

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oh hi, i'm an idiot, i mean mitt romney

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Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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