Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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