Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

Albert, there is a dead, FLY in your hair.

So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

what do you call a sick eagle illegal

There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

knock knock come in ok!!!!! ur an elephant oh ya i guess im not suppose to talk!

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

So you have been really stressed lately huh?

whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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