- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

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