- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

GRAAAAAAAR.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

No.

What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

What did the guy say to the mushroom?

Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??