A man walks into a room with a sly grin on his face, "Tom, have I got a joke to tell YOU!" Tom hurriedly shoos Susie into her bedroom and tells her to lock the door and not open it no matter what. Tom turns to the man, "I've told you twice before to never come back here, I'm beginning to think that you probably don't take what I say very seriously because you might have some sort of chemical imbalance or something in your head, or maybe you're obsessed with my family or something!" The man hangs his head in shame and agrees with Tom, but Tom still had to do something about the intruder so he called the cops. The cops took him to get psychologically analyzed, but Tom didn't know this because he only cared that his daughter Susie was safe and he also doesn't have access to the testing facility's records. Tom is an only father.

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Two robots are walking down the street together and walk into a bar. Just kidding, they can't walk because they have Polio.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here!" The second muffin replies, "Yes, I'm in a lot of pain. Also, I've had a headache for quite a while now. I went to the doctor last Thursday and he preformed an X-ray but the results are not back yet. This extreme heat is likely worsening my already fragile physical health."

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Q: What did the redneck say with missing front teeth? A: "I can only eat things with my back teeth and I have AIDS."

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All dead all doom or all dead? How can you choose the question doesn't make sense. dead all dooom ohhhaklsdjfla;ksdjfal;skfjasd

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Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

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no

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How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

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You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Why did the car crash? Because the driver was a loaf of bread. Why did the boat sink? Because the pirates attacked.

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you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

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Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

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Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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nathan palmer has a big head !

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GRAAAAAAAR.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills.

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Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

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