- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the redneck say with missing front teeth? A: "I can only eat things with my back teeth and I have AIDS."

All dead all doom or all dead? How can you choose the question doesn't make sense. dead all dooom ohhhaklsdjfla;ksdjfal;skfjasd

A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

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What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

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What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

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