Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

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I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

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Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

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whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

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What is Jason? Black.

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Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

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"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

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Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

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where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

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When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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I met a man today. His name was John.

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Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

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a little boy and a pedophile are walking in the woods. it is late at night and therefore very dark. the little boy turns to the pedophile.and says "gee mister, it sure is scary out here." the pedophile responds "yeah, and your'e going to get raped"

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

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poop.........

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That's unfortunate.

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Why was the little boy's head so big? He had a tumor in his brain.

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