- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

shabalabadingdong JLR

A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

GRAAAAAAAR.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

No.

What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

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