What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

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Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting owl Interrupting owl- HOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Why did the woman accuse a black man of stealing from a bank? Because she was eating a cornmuffin on the bench across the street when she saw a black man,stealing money from a bank

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whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

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What do you call Jake Morter? Jake Morter

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why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

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What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

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An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

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Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

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Why didn't the girl's ring fit? She had no fingers.

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What do you call it when you kill a Jewish homosexual? Murder.

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Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

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a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

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What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

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Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

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Next up, Sharpi and Ryan take their audition faliure very seriously in "columbine high school musical"

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A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? black people have more melanin in their skin causing it to pigment and turn black

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Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

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I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

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A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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