An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

Knock knock knock OCD

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

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How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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