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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

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Guy: Roses are red, violets are blue, you're beautiful and sexy too. Girl: Roses are red violets are blue, how many girls have you told that to? Guy:... Girl: Exactly.

Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

Wife: Where were you all night. Husband: Cheating on you with your sister

mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

What did God tell Moses to deliver to the Hebrews? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

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