- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

9/11 my birthday

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??