- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

human centipede

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

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