thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

I was watching Fox news.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

knock knock... ...no answer

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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