- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

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