Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

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Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

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who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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flink geit, nei ikkke kneck bena hans jeh er på "forgiftnings avdelingen" third flor deen ask arund I mena i am the ønly guy in the world named Angelo Nero, so ull find me, srsly, got some ritalin on u? Do not respond, u know am not into drugz, but i waanna stay awak, get the detailz, remembeeer if you kicke his nuts, you get paid, if not go back. God jobb gutta, seriøst, kaffipiller ritalin, stimulanter? Not opiats, come with my phon so i can fuuk this netwerk,.. Ps: Okay break his leg, but ust one, hurry up remembr, cut his tungue (it grows bak jes) then tell dem you save him, you can be heroews, goat, tell fingern that when im bak, we are takin a trip on da limo, galz included becuz Mr.Black is the gentz. NO MOR REPLYES whre u? I want my phone not answrs her. Nero is a fucking demoppsn

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A miracle

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So a guy comes into a bar... And he is cited for public indecency.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

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Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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Dude, you're playing call of duty by yourself and in last place...HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!!??

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Why was the black man fired from the bakery? He didn't work hard and was repeatedly absent

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What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

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An american, canadian, and mexican are on a skyscraper. Canadian: (pulls off maple leaf) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) Mexican: (pulls out burrito) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) American: (looks at mexican) we have to many of these in our country (pushes mexican off building)

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What did the cannibal order at McDonalds? Big Mac, extra pickle, hold the mayo.

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What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

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What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

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my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

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What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

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Roses are Tits Violets are Tits I love Tits TITS!

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What is the difference between a duck? one of its legs is both the same.

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Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

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