- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

Actually it was me Josh brown

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

What is brown, white, and red all over? A part asian part white guy covered in blood after having her girlfriend have her period while they were having sex in a club in alaska near a military school that was abandoned and is now haunted but justin bieber took care of that.

Q. What do mummies do when they run out of toilet paper? A. Nothing - they're dead and inanimate.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? When you think that there is no worm in your apple, but after your second bite you look down in disgust as you notice you have eaten half of the worm and see the other half wriggling about in your apple.

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