"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

Yellow People !!

Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

What's funnier than 24? 25

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with,  "In accordance with Megan's law"  

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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