- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You wanna hear a joke? Your dick.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

I'm so full I could stop eating.

What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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