why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

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Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

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awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

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What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

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dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

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What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

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What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

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Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

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whats red and hard to eat a brick.

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Q: Why did the policeman stare at the big-breasted victim? A: She was dead.

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I don't drink. I'm not 21.

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My Butthole.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

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what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

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A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

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A man walks into a bar, then he leaves and goes home

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

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Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

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