Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

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Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

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What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

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A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

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Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

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Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

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I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

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What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

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There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

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What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

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When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

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Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

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I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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