- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Houlocaust. What's worse than the Houlocaust? Nothing, the Haulocaust was one of the most horrible instances of inhumanity in recorded history.

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

Why does Garrett have a small penis? He is not old enough to buy extenze.

What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

Hey have you seen Stevie wonders house? No? Don't worry he has'nt either.

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

You're so retarded that people make fun of you and you laugh with them because you don't understand and just want some friends.

Rivals? Someone from the past? Erron, who is "WE"! Tell me now!

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

what do you call a guy with no arm and legs laying by the door? Matt! what do you call a guy with no arms and legs floating on water Bob!

What did batman say to robin before getting into the bat mobile? Don't touch my penis.

What's the worse part about a Jewish man dying in a house fire? It was his birthday

What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

What's wrong with the axe murderer that lives down the street?? Nothing.

What did the man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Oh my goodness! Are you alright?!"

Why did Larry drop his suitcase? Because he had no arms. A) Knock knock, B) Who's there? A) Not Larry

why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

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