- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

A priest, a rabbi, and a buddhist monk walk into a bar. The bartender says " What are you drinking?"

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because if he stayed on the farm, he would have been condemned to a miserable life, subjected to deplorable living conditions and an eventual pain-filled death by the hand of a cruel and heartless farmer. Crossing that road was his only chance of salvation.

One day, a Hippo was riding a scooter and an ant was sitting on the back seat. Suddenly they meet with an accident. They both fall from the scooter on their heads but only the hippo gets hurt. How??? Because the ant was wearing a helmet.

How did the man open the car? He opened in.

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

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