- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

What did Tom get for his 5th Birthday ? Nothing, he died when he was 2 years old

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

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