What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

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Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

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What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

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A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

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So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

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what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

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What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

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Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

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Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

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How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

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What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

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What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

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I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

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2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

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the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

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what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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