- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

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