Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

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what did jake say to the priest? hmmm, salty

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A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

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What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

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what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

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joe galasso from plainview ny

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Hey, in case you are around and still wonder how he got out. Anonymous tip from yours truly, if he had remained there, you would all have taken the blame. Just stay away from the deep web, and I wont be forced to come get all of you as well. For a long while I was suspicious that you might have been leaking information regarding me and all of us, but then the rules changed and information regarding Point Zero, subtle hints and such, began spreading, it has been removed, nobody will know what Intel was sold, so yeah, he was a mole, he is no more, for this I am sorry.

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Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

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So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. He crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

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Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

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What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

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interviewer: young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work? Young man: I ought to be able to. I’ve had 12 different jobs in 4 months.

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A murderer walks into a bar with a knife. He then stabs seven people and is then arrested shortly after.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

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What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

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when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

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What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

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Why didn't Jimmy ever get his butt of the couch? His butt was nailed to it and he was also dead. Why didn't his parents save him? they died before he did.

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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