What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

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You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

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Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

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Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

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Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

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2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

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How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

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knock knock who's there ?

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What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

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A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

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What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

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Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

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What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

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why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

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What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

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What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

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What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

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what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

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a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

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I think everybody should have a penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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