How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

Gretta has five legs? -no

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

Women's rights

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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