What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

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"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

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A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

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your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

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Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

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Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

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“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

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Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

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What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

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Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

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What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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