- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Joel's breathe smell?

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

how do you win a game try your best

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

Women's rights

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

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