- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

Tom and Ralph are In a verbal scuffle. Tom: your adopted ralf! Ralph: yes! Now I have lesser chance of high blood pressure!

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

How do you help a chronic drug addict? Buy him or her more drugs. They NEED it.

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

I haven't left my basement in 29 years

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

Asians.

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