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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

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