How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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