- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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