- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

which one does not belong light bulb i have read an agree to the terms of service view terms of service submit

why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

Two olives are sitting on a table. One loses his balance and rolls off. The other calls down to it, "Oh my gosh, are you okay?" And the olive yells up, "No. I just rolled off a friggin table."

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

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what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

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