yo mama has one big titty and one small titty and the call the bitch paul

Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

What does water smell like? water.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

How did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

what did the little boy say to the man? Nothing because earlier that day his mom reminded him not to talk to strangers

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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