A blue whale walks into a bar. The bartender says "What can I get for you?" The blue whale says "EEEEEEYYYYYYYOOOOHHHHHMMMMMMM"

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding half of regis philbin in your apple...

Your Mother

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

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Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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