Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because blind people aren't allowed to drive in the United States.

why did the boy drop the ball. he was shot in the head.

A man is pulled over for drunk driving, and is asked to say the alphabet backwards. When requested to do so, the man says, "officer, I can't even do that when I'm sober," thus admitting that he is drunk. The police officer chuckles at the drunk man's stupidity, and wonders whether or not his wife would find the incident funny. After all, they do share a similar sense of humor.

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

one stop shop

What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

A guy walks into a bar

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

Wait! hundred billions!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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