- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

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