Q: Why did the boy fall of the swing? A: He had no arms.

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What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

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A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse answers, "Because I'm an alcoholic."

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how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

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What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

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But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

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A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

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A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

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What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

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An American, a French man, and Jew were all in an airplane about to skydive. Their skydiving instructor comes out and says, "I'm sorry, there seems to've been a mistake and we only have two parachutes." The company refunds them, and they, while reasonably disappointed, agree to reschedule the lesson.

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What's brown and sticky A stick

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Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

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A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

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Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

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What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

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Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

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why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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