Are you black? Kill yourself.

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What did the hispanic say to the black guy? I'm not sure. I wasn't listening because eavesdropping is rude.

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what is white on top and black on bottom Society What is black on top and white on bottom Rape

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

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Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

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teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

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yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

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Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

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why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

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Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

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My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

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Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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