Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

Anti Joke

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