- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

Racial Equality

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

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