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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

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Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

yo mama has one big titty and one small titty and the call the bitch paul

Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

what did the little boy say to the man? Nothing because earlier that day his mom reminded him not to talk to strangers

why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

What does water smell like? water.

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