- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

who is really lanky? james cornish

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

Two olives are sitting on a table. One loses his balance and rolls off. The other calls down to it, "Oh my gosh, are you okay?" And the olive yells up, "No. I just rolled off a friggin table."

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

which one does not belong light bulb i have read an agree to the terms of service view terms of service submit

You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

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