- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Women's rights.

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

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