- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

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Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

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