Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

Please ignore this statement.

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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