On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

dat shoe shine tho

What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

Well, you need to develop a particular mindset, and while scienTITS claim that its not logical so it does not work... Well, SUGAR, thing is that the mind and emotions, cannot be explained logically either. Let me expand your mind (if I have not already) A astronomer meets up with a brain surgeon, the Astronomer says to the brain surgeon: I do not believe in god. Why? says the brain surgeon. Because I have studied most of the outer space and never found seen any trace of God.

How do you make a 6-year-old cry again? Tell him that without further change to the system, he'll end up paying $100,000 for school and then not have a job when he graduates.

Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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