how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

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What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

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what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

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Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

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What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

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1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

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A black man walks into a bar in Alabama, he then proceeds to have a couple of drinks and leaves.

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Why did the car drink Slurpies? I don't know. Why? Doorknob. Carl was unsure on what his friend, Frank meant when he told his joke, but then again who IS sure? Frank is the only one who truly knows what happened that day on August 13th 2010 when his mother came over for a surprise visit to her son's house just as Frank was heading out the door about to get in his truck and buy groceries, unaware that his mother was standing outside and bending over to ring the door bell not to expect Frank opening the door with his quick and violent actions thus hitting his mother in the face as the door swung open. Frank hadn't known his mother was at his house nor even remembered him but there she was, past out bleeding to death on his front lawn. It was Frank's fault that day, when his mother past away and reason why Frank hides his anger through his jokes. If only he hadn't opened that door he tells himself every night. Now he's cursed himself with his odd humour of using doorknobs as punchlines to hide his grief of his loss. And with that, Carl replies; Ummm.... I don't get it.

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I don't get it

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What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

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What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

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I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

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where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

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What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

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What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

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